- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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