John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Once upon a time

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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