- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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