- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Go away still nothing to see

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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