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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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