- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Justin Bieber

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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