An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Ebola

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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