- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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