- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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