What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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