What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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