- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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