A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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read this sentence again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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silver bullet?

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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