- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Knock Knock. Come in.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

civil rights

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

My jeans

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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