- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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