- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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