- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Your mom went to college

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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