- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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