A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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