- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

I have cancer. And you're next.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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