Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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