Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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