- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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