What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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richard is fag

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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