- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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