- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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