- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Equal rights!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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