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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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