- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

if you don't like this you're gay

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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