- Anti Joke

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

here's a joke... the american education society

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender