Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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