- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

you know whats not funny white boards.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono