- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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