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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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