why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

kennah campion when she talks

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Chuck Norris.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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