- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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