Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Men's rights

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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