- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why? Why not?

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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