- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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