- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's white and black? Color blind.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

black people swimming

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Atheism

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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