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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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