- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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