This is an anti- joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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