who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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