- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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