Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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