- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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