What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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