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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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