What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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