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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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