- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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