Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Turkey Balls

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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