Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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