- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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