What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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No antijoke here.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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