Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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