Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Obama = ebola

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Boner

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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