A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

No it doesnt..

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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