- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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