- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Dwarf Shortage

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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