Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Heskey time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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call me maybe.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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