- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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