What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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