- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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