- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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