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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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