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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What is white and black and red all over.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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