- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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