What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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