Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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