What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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