- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

alex is cool

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Pickles are powerful

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