- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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