Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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I'm Coming

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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