- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.