A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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