- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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