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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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