In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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