Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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