What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Your big dick.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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