Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

cory is gay

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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