Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Donald Trump

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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