- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

You know whats annoying? Steve

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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