- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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