There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Haha, I get it..

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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