-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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