- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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