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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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