What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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