- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

i hate non minorities!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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