What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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