Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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