q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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black people swimming

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

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