How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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stinky boner

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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