The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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how man

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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