- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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