What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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An anti-joke

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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