What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

quantum physics?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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