Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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