- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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