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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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